What is Scrotchy?
1.
An elastic band designed for keeping oversized scrotums from hanging too low. Similar to "scrunchie" elastic hair bands, but designed specifically for the testicles.
Mike has to put on his scrotchy before the basketball game so his balls don't hang out the bottom of his shorts
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2.
a male condition which causes irritation to the scrotal area, which can only be relieve with monkey butt powder, purchaseable at your local farm/ranch supply store. Can also be used to describe a cranky attitude. (Which would be cause by the irritation of the scrotal area.)
Randy Jackson was being all scrotchy towards David Cook on American Idol.
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