What is Scrottish?
A Stupid scottish person.
Scrotum + Scottish = Scrottish!
i.e. Ricky Dykes
Ricky Dykes: Och!! Ah cannae op'n nae Whuskeeee!!! Fook!
(translation. Oh dear!! I can not open my Whiskey bottle!!! Gosh darn it!
Alex: I can't understand your Scrottish accent!!!