Scrotulism

What is Scrotulism?


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When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.

Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!

911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.

See balls, testicles, std, catheter, piss


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