Scrotum Couch

What is Scrotum Couch?

An object on which to rest your testicles. Common objects include a chin, a bag of ice (after a kicking), and a butthole (during intercourse).

Ron - 'Hey, Tim. Last night I turned Sally's chin into a scrotum couch.'

Tim - 'Sally Winters?'

Ron - 'Yeah. She was all over this shaft.'

Tim - 'You son of a bitch. I'm dating her now.'

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