Scrotum Fortune

What is Scrotum Fortune?

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When the male gets a halfy (half erected, half limp penis) and he slaps his bellybutton with the halfy 3 times and makes a wish.

Guy 1: So I have myself a scrotum fortune today.

Guy 2: what you wish for?

Guy 3: I wished for a longer dick to slap my bellybutton with.

See halfy, dick, scrotum
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