What is Scrouge Balls?
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When your testicles are in a state of severe hibernation. Your sack is scrunched up as tight as it will go, often seen during colder weather or after having taken a swim. The exact opposite of this would be Pirate Balls.
It was five below zero out, and my Scrouge Balls were starting to ache.
She stared at me with a look so cold that my pirate balls quickly turned Scrouge Balls.
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Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'
"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again
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A santa claus who fucks his elfs, or just a man who dresses like santa claus and fucks elfs. Or just a man who fucks elfs. See Bad Santa..