Scrub The Pig

What is Scrub The Pig?

To 'scrub the pig' is to have a wash/bath/shower.

e.g.

I can't come out just yet, I've got to scrub the pig first.

OR

Gees that guy smells like he's got a dead rat up his arse. He can't have scrubbed the pig in a week.

See wash, shower, bath, spruce up, etc

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