Scrud

What is Scrud?


1.

A girl that looks good from far away, but when up close looks really ugly.

whoa did you see that chick right now, what a scrud.

See Jonathan

2.

Unkept, greasy looking, 20-30 something individuals that take pride loitering in parking lots of convenience stores, coffee shops, 7-Elevens etc. Scruds are most often in groups, congregated around pick-up trucks wearing some sort of Nascar / Ski-Doo paraphernalia. There is really no purpose to their actions.

I saw a group of dirty scruds hanging out in front of 7-Eleven

See loitering, parking lot, dirtbags, rednecks

3.

unkept, greasy looking individuals that loiter in front of convenience stores, coffee shops, etc. Often congregated around pick up trucks wearing Nascar / Ski-Doo attire.

'I saw a group of scruds sitting out front of the Tim Horton's'**

** Or Dunkin' Donuts for our American friends

See loitering, dirtbags, rednecks, punks

4.

1.VERB To harm, kill, or by omission of action cause to be harmed or killed, another living being.

2. VERB. to have severely rude, vigorus, or disrespectful sex with another living being.i.e. I would scrud her to death.

3. NOUN A substance being once of recognizable molecular structure now altered by natural mutation, or harm done either directly or by ommission of action by the elements or another living being. i.e. I used my flamethrower and turned that guy into a pile of scrud-meat.

I scrudded that person.

5.

This word derives from the Old English for 'shroud' and eventually became part of the word scrotum, since a shroud, like a scrotum, is "something that covers, veils, etc."

Beowulf donned his battle-scrud.

See innards

6.

Bloody discolored discharge that women have at the end of their periods, commonly termed as spotting.

I should have put in a tampon, there is scrud in my underwear.

See spotting, period, scrut, bleeding, menstration

7.

(vulgar slang)

In India: Fetching English dame.

The feces one aquires on his/her shoe as the result of prancing (or walking quite rythmically) through a dog park.

Origin: New York, NY. Germanic prince's bedroom, with The Prophet Of West New Zealand.

Indian: "Golly, look at that lovely little scrud over there."

"After I took my dog Biscuit to the park, I was appauled to discover an utterly grotesque bit of scrud stuck to the underside of my lovely Prada shoes."

See feces, poop, excriment, shit, buttocks


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