Scruffle

What is Scruffle?


1.

V. to rub one's beard against another's skin (usually the neck or face) to show affection

As the couple parted ways at the airport, he scruffled her cheek and said, "Call me when you get through security."

See nuzzle, stroke, beard, facial hair

2.

V. To put one's penis into something and then return the item back to its original position.

"Damn Jay, did you scruffle my pillow again?"

"Yes Krotch, but at least I put it back..."

See splay, hobblit, gopher

3.

The length of the hair on a man's face that lies somewhere between stubble and a light beard (scruff).

If you don't shave that scruffle, you'll have a grizzly adams soon!

See facial hair, beards, scruff, stubble, shaving

4.

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

See Gina

5.

To take a comb and brush someones hair and look at the scalp for dandruff

"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."

See scruffle, dandruff, brush, comb

6.

A small mixed-breed dog; a dog that has an unlikely combination of parentage (such as a doberman and a poodle)or is in-bred; a mutt that is unnattractive.

The scruffle could not be taught to fetch.

See scuffle, scruffly, scruff

7.

The use of an sexual organ on the property of another individual.

"Josh, you totally scruffled my iPod".

"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"

See scruffle, balls, molestation, arabian goggles, tea bag


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