Scrum Edit Meaning

1.

a group of penguins

OR

an offense manouver in Rugby

OR

a certain set of computer software tools

penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff

2.

A derogatory name that combines a scrub and a bum, or scrot and scum, or any combination there in; orginitied in a SF Safeway.

The negro woman angrily replied, "Naw nigga, I aint no SCRUM, nigga," into her cel phone at the crowded Safeway.

See scrub, bum, scrot, scum, nigga

3.

When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.

"Hey that girl looks hot"

"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"

See semen, cum, skank, dirty, jizz

4.

1. The XP term for a daily gathering of engineers to discuss the days work.

2. The stimulating drink made as a shot from a rung out sponge that has previously been insterted into ones rectum.

"hey dude, you want a shot of scrum?"

"fuck yeah man!!!"

See shots, drinks, ass juice, goatse, gross

5.

An orgy with over a ten-thousand partakers only witnessed in the Sargasso sea eel breeding grounds.

No way you could organize a scrum, the best you could go for is a FRENZY.

See orgy, abstinence, scrum, frenzy, T.B.S.

6.

Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.

Because I haven't changed my flannel boxers in quite some time, I have an unusual amount of scrum hanging from my taint.

7.

Food, yum, a delicious taste that fills the mouth (especially after smoking a blunt.)

Please Note: One is permitted to add any rhyming word or made up word succeeding 'scrum' to add emphasis.

This is some damn good scrum man.

I want to get some scrum-dum.

Let's go to Burger Scrum (Burger King).