Scrumdidilyfuckme

What is Scrumdidilyfuckme?


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An exclamation of surprise at a particular bit of information that someone is jealous of.

Ashley: Omg I fucked a virgin last night

Ariel: Scrumdidilyfuckme you're a lucky bitch

Chris: Fuck yeah you are.

See surprise, fuck, virgin, dirty sanchez, donkey punch


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