Scrumpage Edit Meaning

1. when you're completely intoxicated but don't realize it until you stand up or move significantly "hey man, i'm fine..

1. when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "..

1. shortened way to say 'dick head' great if you don't pronounce your h's. ur such a diked mert!!!! See diked, nobed,..