Scrumpalump

What is Scrumpalump?

A skanky female or a chickenhead. Can be jokingly used among girlfriends in place of hooch.

They caught that scrumpalump giving her man's bestfriend head.

Damn Lil, don't show up to work dressed like a damn scrumpalump!

See skank, hoochie, slut, chickenhead, sucia

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