Scrumpet Edit Meaning

1.

A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)

See slut, crumpet, slag, whore, strumpet

2.

Cross between scrump and crumpet, i.e.- Sex Biscuit. Commonly used in the South by people who live on mountains and have a deep southern drawl, or widely used anywhere you can find both sex and biscuits.

"Man I shore do love your scrumpets Jeeiimmm, they are goo-ood! Howsabout cookin me up a fresh batch of them there scrumpets"

See casual sex, biscuits, scrump, crumpets, hillbillies

3.

Scrumpet, or Scrumpets;

A slang term for semen, such as spooge, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc. Also used to bait unicorns with, as unicorns are known to be highly aroused by scrumpets.

Sue, would you like some scrumpets? There is a fresh batch here in my skin bag.

Unicorns and whorses alike can't resist the taste of fresh scrumpets.

I hooked up with Stacey last night, and dropped a fat scrumpet on her chin.

See jizz, cum, baby batter

4.

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."

"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

See ass, swamp, dirty, toilet, paper

5.

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

See scone, crumpet, biscut, scrumptious, british

6.

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

See scrumpet, british, tea, time, juyshin, juyshin

7.

A kid who thinks he is tough while he really is not

This kid's a gutter scrumpet. He acts all hard but he was born from a family of puds.

See T.