What is Scrumples?
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uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell
Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples
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The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
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A guy who refuses to wear a condom when having sex, and will only go "bareback".
Guy 1 - Hey Man, did you wear a condom with ..
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or gi..