What is Scrumplewiltskin?
1.
The physical state of the skin of the penis and any surrounding skin directly following a lengthy masturbation session.
Common symptoms are dryness, bruising, friction burns, and a wrinkled and withered foreskin.
"Geez, I have a serious case of scrumplewiltskin!"
"I was up all night last night, take a look at my scrumplewiltskin!"
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2.
The physical state of the skin of the penis and any surrounding skin after a lengthy masturbation session.
"Geez, I have a serious case of scrumplewiltskin!"
"I was up all night last night, take a look at my scrumplewiltskin!"
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Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.
Dude, quit hittin..
