Scrumplewiltskin

What is Scrumplewiltskin?


1.

The physical state of the skin of the penis and any surrounding skin directly following a lengthy masturbation session.

Common symptoms are dryness, bruising, friction burns, and a wrinkled and withered foreskin.

"Geez, I have a serious case of scrumplewiltskin!"

"I was up all night last night, take a look at my scrumplewiltskin!"

See wilt, masturbate, skin

2.

The physical state of the skin of the penis and any surrounding skin after a lengthy masturbation session.

"Geez, I have a serious case of scrumplewiltskin!"

"I was up all night last night, take a look at my scrumplewiltskin!"

See wilt, masturbate, skin


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