What is Scrumpling?
1.
A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.
Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."
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2.
When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun
WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"
MATT: "Yeah"
WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"
MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."
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1.
A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".
"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Gran..
