Scrumptaculistic Edit Meaning

1. Similar to mono-slut... being a whore with only one person, instead of several I promise to be such a uni-whore with you after we'..

1. Having to urinate really bad when you wake up in the morning, holding it for several hours, and almost pissing yourself before you give ..

1. To be paralyzed from a riding accident a la Christopher Reeve. Unfortunatly Christina was Reeved for life upon falling from her beloved..