Scrumpter

What is Scrumpter?


1.

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.

So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.


69

Random Words:

1. An acronym for a completely screwed up text message that didn't make sense: Go Eat A Pie Waveter. Julia, WHAT did you just say? Yo..
1. Originally a joint venture between Swatch, and Mercedes. The smart fortwo is a city car designed to carry two people and a case of beer ..
1. To make something work that shouldn't work with the knowledge an average human processes. Super human brain powers are required fo..