What is Scrumpy Bed?
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1) a bed that is all scrumpled up
2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know
3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy
"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"
"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."
"Uungh."
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Deep penetration sex. Being "Up to your spuds".
"I was up to the spuds with that girl last night."
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usually an alcoholic that will fuck anything
Yeah that bitch is lookin for a jimmy two shoes tonight.
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