Scrumpy Bed

What is Scrumpy Bed?

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up

2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know

3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"

"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."

"Uungh."

See nest, crumby, nasty, gross

Jello

1. the sexiest food alive Yum. Jello. See asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm 2. Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. ..

Zellweger

1. A sexual act where one blows his load into a girl's mouth, then jams cut up lemons into her mouth so she makes a scrunched up sour ..

Muffocation

1. The inability to breathe when a lady is sitting on your face. "Mmmmmmmm, I can't breatheeeeeeee!"..

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