Scrumpy Bed

What is Scrumpy Bed?


1.

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up

2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know

3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"

"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."

"Uungh."

See nest, crumby, nasty, gross


0

Random Words:

1. Something that has affected half the world. Twatsthat walk around thinking they are the shit because they're in Abercrombie. Big De..
1. A 45 year old woman who is traumatized by the fact that her parents sold her on a mail order bride site, and still suffers from hypother..
1. Messing around I'm just jackalacking around. What are you doing?..