Scrumpy Bed

What is Scrumpy Bed?

1) a bed that is all scrumpled up

2) a bed that makes you feel grumpy - y'know

3) a bed that you fall into or out of having drunk so much scrumpy

"Dude, get out of that scrumpy bed and go to work!"

"Nah babe, I love you - don't get me wrong, but I can't stay here in your scrumpy bed."

"Uungh."

See nest, crumby, nasty, gross

Kabinglerdanglin

1. a huge penis that dangles, usually found on older men that are limp your grandpa has a kabinglerdanglin, your Mom told me last night..

Gokshock

1. the pain when a male forgets to use poppers before sexual intercourse he gave me a 'gokshock' See douche, sex, dingle berry,..

Vianey

1. incessant whining and complaning quit being a vianey. See angelo..

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