Scrumpystumps Edit Meaning

1. A nonexistant mythological creature that may inhabit a location near you. Known to be very horny and desperate. Eve never popped Adams ..

1. to fartclot is too pass/break wind that breaks a blood vessel on the way out . this can be very uncomfortable for the passer of the win..

1. the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand. Can also be performed by a partner. Dr. Smith: And all we need is a se..