Scrumpystumps Edit Meaning

1. Someone who believes that he is the shit, but isn't. Someone who wears pants tighter than their sisters. Someone that lives in th..

1. A person of age who requires the use of a walking frame to get around, bless them. A Zimmer Jockey includes great-grannies and grandads..

1. the action of shooting caps off bottles, with the pressure of the air inside the bottle. I zurkeled a monkey and it threw feces at me. ..