Scrumtum

What is Scrumtum?

V; to ejaculate or use your penis in any other way than sexual pleasure.

Also note the spelling change of "scrumtoad" when used in past tense (not participle).

Your mom likes it when I scrumtum for a bit before sex.

See scrumtum, ejaculate, masturbate, spank, jack off

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