Scudbook

What is Scudbook?


1.

A gentleman's pamphlet; a jazzmag. Toilet reading.

A magazine containing images of naked ladies.

Now obsolete since the introduction of world wide free porn on the internet.

Shit, I need a chug and my PC's fucked. Ah well, back to basics. I'll pop out to the Paki's and grab a scudbook. For old times sake you understand.

2.

a skanky tart who gets shagged every weekend

drop your pants bitch


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