What is Scudbook?
1.
A gentleman's pamphlet; a jazzmag. Toilet reading.
A magazine containing images of naked ladies.
Now obsolete since the introduction of world wide free porn on the internet.
Shit, I need a chug and my PC's fucked. Ah well, back to basics. I'll pop out to the Paki's and grab a scudbook. For old times sake you understand.
2.
a skanky tart who gets shagged every weekend
drop your pants bitch