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Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.
My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.
Me: Dude that's sick, I thin..
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When a skank accidentally scratches the shit out of you because her fake ass nails are like 3 inches long. Or when your girlfriend tries..
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A way to say motherfuck without using profanity. Commonly used in front of adults.
qwerty: Hi Ugly Lisa! XD
carlie: shut your motherf..