Scumplotch

What is Scumplotch?

1. An area stain caused by male or female ejactulation fluid, either wet or crusted over.

2. A stupid idiot; an untrustworthy person; flashier word for asshole.

1a. The maid peeled back the top layer of Ken's bedsheets to reveal a mass infestation of scumplotch.

1b. Dude, do NOT borrow any of Ken's blankets, there are scumplotch marks all over it!

2. Ken is a fuckin' scumplotch, man - do not trust that guy. And don't shake his hand either.

See cum, stain, idiot, asshole, jerk, dickhead

Fucking Clownshoes

1. refering to someone that makes a useless comment or does something so stupid that normal flame words are not good enough. please think ..

Hofner

1. When you have a boner for no particular reason. Lawrence gets hofners all the time. See hofner, boner, rick, erection..

Pearl Tie

1. When a man masterbates and ejaculates on himself all the way up to the neck creating a tie of sperm down said man's chest. Think ..

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