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extremely intoxicated, the kind of drunk where you stumble around like a fool
I was so trashy-faced last night, I drank so much alcohol..
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the act of setting off small explosive devices to show that you love your country
Guy #1: Dude for the Fourth of July did go fireworxin..
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The greatest fucking city in the United States. There aren't any jobs there, but the people, parks, coffee, indie music, proximity ..