Scurf

What is Scurf?


1.

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!

I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

See farts, Jump the shark

2.

1. most commonly used in south western pennsylvannia to describe a person who is dirty and smelly.

2. a gross smelly disease fish get.

"OMG did you see that dustin kid he is so greasy and he's worn that shirt every day this week WHAT A SCURF!"

See scurfy, greasy

3.

see Dandruff

Dry scaly and shredded skin

''whats dem nasty pieces in ya hair gal looks EWW! SCURF

!''

See dandruff, dry, eww, scaly, ewww, sweet jesus

4.

unclean, lazy person

5.

One characterized by wrinkled clothing, matted hair, and unpleasant odor.

Ugh, what a scurf! How could someone go out into public like that?!

6.

To scrape skin, or scrape anything..

shelby fell down in a pile of cow shit and scurf(ed) her wenis, and her dignity >=]

See shelby, whore, face, meanie, scurf, scrape, know, it, all

7.

Large clumps of matted dandruffusually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!


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