What is Scurff?
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the act of unexpectedly running the interior part of your hand down the face of a bystander. most effective when one does it with a completely straight face and walks away slowly.
dude, you scurffed her so hard you made her nose bleed!
nice scurff man, he didnt even see it coming.
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