What is Scurryfunge?
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A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.
-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975
My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.
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