Scurryfunge

What is Scurryfunge?

A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time he/she knocks on the door.

-John Gould's Maine Lingo: Boiled Owls, Billdads, and Wazzats, 1975

My hectic scurryfunge was the result of a missed call from Bob saying he'd come over.

See tidying, panic

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