What is Scurvy Punch?
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A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:
Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.
A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.
Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.
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