Scurvy Punch

What is Scurvy Punch?


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A punch to the mouth resulting in symptoms comparable to scurvy:

Formation of spots on the lips, spongy gums, and bleeding from loss of teeth.

A person with the ailment looks pale, feels weak as piss, and is momentarily immobilised.

Did you see that fight on the weekend? Thomsy got scurvy punched by a pirate.

See scurvy, punch, pirate, fight, hit


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