Sea Captain

What is Sea Captain?

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

See captain

Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)

Jessica is a sea captain.

See sperm, std, fag, emo

Ewoc

1. Short for Eyes Wide Open Continually and used to describe someone who always keeps their eyes open despite what's going on around t..

Scrotoplasm

1. Any number of fluids housed inside of the male scrotum; i.e. blood, seminal fluid etc. The handrail annihilated his coin purse releasin..

Stroketard

1. A gender confused hipster born after '81 who thinks the strokes are an indie band with a creative voice and/or catchy "hooks&q..

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