What is Sea Captain?
1.
the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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2.
Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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1.
A gathering of fine ladies.
Yo, that party was a phancy pheast!
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2.
A sub cultural icon in San Francisco's independent..