What is Sea Captain?
1.
the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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2.
Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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Getting REALLY trashed after having eaten at least 4 grams of shrooms....
...and playing sitar.
"Shit nigga! He was CRUNKEDELIC!&..