What is Sea Captain?
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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Random Words:
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A mix of the three words, Quit-your-bitching. Used by rednecks to lazy to pronunciate for themselves.
Ya'll quichabitchen ya hear?..
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A hairy guy who uses stencils and nair to create masterpieces on his chest. He also enjoys the thrill of getting hit by paintballs, and ..