What is Sea Captain?
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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Usually a big fag or crack head with long, greasy hair slicked back with the top half in a pony tail.
~Dude, see that kid doin a line o..
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the act of receiving fellatio where the penis pokes the inner cheeks.
She gave me an enthusiastic blowjob that resulted in some cheekbo..
