What is Sea Captain?
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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Random Words:
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Under the influence of a mind-alterning drug (usually shrooms); high; acting strangely.
Dude, I was so far under the cheese last night ..
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hella longor longhella. basically is a nor calian's way of saying Forever.
Person 1: "Dawg, I haven't seen you in hella ..