What is Sea Captain?
1.
the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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2.
Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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Random Words:
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Anything so incredible it should be in the Bible.
Yo, that so incredibible, it could have come out of Saint Peter's mouth himself...