What is Sea Captain?
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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the piss water formally known as Budweiser.
Who put the InBev weiser in my fridge? you better get that shit outta here.
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when a girl gets a guys balls on her heys while she sucks his dick
My girlfriend loves when i give her jock goggles.
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A derogatory term for a gay man, similar to a butt pirate.
Rumor has it, that Tom Cruise is a closet Butt Lancer.
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