Sea Captain

What is Sea Captain?

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

See captain

Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)

Jessica is a sea captain.

See sperm, std, fag, emo

Ziffed

1. When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if..

Legs 'n Eggs

1. Going to a strip club early in the morning and catching the breakfast buffet. Obviously the strip club has to serve breakfast, of which ..

Yoderized

1. When a guy that looks Amish with black hair and red beard pulls out and blows his load on the girls face while stroking his beard. A ki..

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