What is Sea Captain?
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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some who craps the hell out of others
oh you big moron how can you crap so much in a minute! you bloody crapinator!..
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This sexually move, quite common in Russia, is preformed by fucking some girl, preferably dumb, and when you're about to cum you tu..
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slang termination in texas areas used for penis.
I hit em wit the dougie, hit em from behind.
See schlong, thing, dick, dougie..