What is Sea Captain?
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the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.
nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain
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2.
Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)
Jessica is a sea captain.
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Someone with an enemafetish.
I was really drunk and met this klismaphiliac...I swear when I woke up the next day, I'd never felt s..
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the title given to a useless tramp who is only good for fucking. bitch is so worthless that it isn't even worth remembering her stu..