Sea Captain

What is Sea Captain?


1.

the act of taking a shit WHILE taking a shower. commonly done in rural areas to preserve wildlife.

nika smelled terrible and she really had to take a dump so she saved time by taking a sea captain

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2.

Any person who enjoy's eating the sperm of others. (semen)

Jessica is a sea captain.

See sperm, std, fag, emo


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