What is Sea Donkey?
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A human female resemblant of a sea cow(aka manatee), but with a face far less smooth or attractive, being more like that of a donkey or other equine familiar. It is a miracle of nature that these women are land-dwelling, rather than living in the ocean, considering the frame-stress resultant of their girth would be far better supported in an aquatic environment.
Damn! Look at that sea donkey eat! Keep her away from children or someone could lose a finger!
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unattractive female, sea horses arent good looking, imagine what a sea donkey would look like!
"damn jake, how come your mums so hot? my mums a sea donkey"
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A female member of the Navy. They usually are fat, ugly, and have a big butt.
Take a look at that sea donkey! She's almost as big as our ship!
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Personnel of the Navy of female orientation. These persons are the scum of the earth. Normally resembling the physical appearance of a troll with an over abundance of body hair, and fat. These persons normally partake in activities such as sucking dick, getting run through, and poor heigenic practices.
90 percent of females enlisted in the Navy are sea donkey.
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for everyone who is not familar with a sea donk. ill put you straight. a sea donk is a girl of average attractiveness. so a girl you'll fuck if your drunk but she definately is not staying over. a swamp donk is that fat chick in the club trying to dance like shes hot shit. if god forbid you take this home, when your texas mickey wears off you will gnaw your own arm off just to get the fuck out of there. a unicorn is a nice beautiful girl, one you could take home to ma if your in to that sort of thing, you let her wear one of your jerseys in the morning when shes cooking you breakfast and you could possibly call her again.
Wow, what a fucking sea donkey!
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What a woman might look in a mans desperate state of mind to get some tail!
Man Did you see that Sea donkey Alan took home last night?
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A really fat girl.
When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.
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