Sea Kitten

What is Sea Kitten?


1.

PETA's fulariouscampaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.

"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer

Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..

PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!

Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?

PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!

See vegan, animal rights, chicken of the sea, fish, seafood, flexitarian, peta, Slumdog

2.

Another word for fish named by those insane PETA people.

Practical Definition: A very Tasty edible fish that can be found in any of the worlds streams,lakes or oceans.

Last night I had a tasty Sea Kitten for dinner.

See sea kitten

3.

A cold-blooded vertebrate animal that lives in water, moves with the help of fins, and breathes with gills. Dolphins and whales are not sea kittens, as they breathe with lungs, though they may be equally entertaining to kill for sport.

Sea kittens are a tasty alternative to eating 'land fish', also known as 'kittens'. Sea kittens are delicious when grilled, baked, or fried, with or without batter. Lemon and seasoned salt are popular garnishments, and sea kitten is often served on top of, or next to rice.

Sea kitten is rich in omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential to healthy function of humans, and can only be obtained through diet, as they cannot be synthesized through internal chemical processes.

Bob hooked a 40 pound sea kitten this weekend. We cooked up 1 lb. and threw the rest away, since we were already full of land fish and saving food is a waste of trashcan space.

See fish, delicious, food, tasty


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