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A condom to catch the Jizz release
"hey man! Shagged this chick last night, lucky I had a "Jizzjacket."
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The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.
I gave her a gree..
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Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Watching Tv Eating Popcorn Then Playing CS And Hit U In The Head So I Can Laugh Again!
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