What is Seab?
1.
(v.) the act of leaving a group of people (a party, a friendly miniature golf game, etc.) in spy on someone taking a poop, either for sexual fulfillment or to gross out his friends
(n.) one who seabs
Derived from the portmanteau "see brown"
Guy: Hey, did Mark really seab some girl?
Mark: Hi, I'm Mark, and I'm a seab.
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