Seabeast

What is Seabeast?


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A pseudonymn for tuna. (THIS IS AN INNOCENT WORD!!!)

A word used to replace tuna when making a tuna salad sandwich for children.

Wife: "I am making tuna sandwiches for the trip."

Husband: "NO NO NO....do NOT use that word. The kids won't eat it...use seabeast instead!"

Little Buddy: "Daddy, what kind'a sandwich is this?"

Daddy: "Why that is a SEABEAST (said with deep powerful voice) sandwich little buddy...gives you big muscles!"

Little Buddy: - devouring sandwich - "Yum...GRRrrr....yummy".

See children, protein


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