What is Seaburger?
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I don't know what the fuck is in it. It's kind of like fish scrapple I suppose. All the nasty shit from seafood that nobody likes to eat, all breaded up and deep fried. They served them in public schools in York, PA. It ruined my liking of seafood before it ever started. They could REALLY make an impact on crime if they fed these bitches to prisoners for 3 meals a day and a midnight snack.
Yo! I can't believe my girlfriend actually tried a seaburger after I told her how nasty it was!
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Classic Shakespearean play adapted for the silicon screen in the 21st Century.
Dude, I used a whole box of Kleenex to this!..