Seacow Edit Meaning

1.

Used to describe someone overly large in height or weight. See Wardypookins

The seacow sat on me and it hurt very bad

See wardy, wardypookins, manatee, pookinator, pooky

2.

A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke.

Example:

Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by?

Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it?

Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow.

Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad?

Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love!

Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true.

3.

a psycho ex who gains 75plus pounds following a long over-due break-up.

Leanna seacowed after that long over-due break-up with James.

See blimp, fat-ass, sea cow, manatee

4.

A fat, socially awkward, acne ridden teenager.

What a seacow, he needs to do some exercise....fag

See fat, dork, loser, fag, dweeb

5.

Someone extremly slow with marine bovine features, usually tall in size.

'oh the door said pull'

'omfg you seacow!'

See seacow, slow, marine, bovine, chewbacca

6.

The cow of the sea, or a fat ugly fuck.

Emily N is such a SEACOW!!

See emily, seacow, whale, cow, sea

7.

Used to describe a fat woman (BBW).

Try a salad once in a while, you seacow.

See ast