What is Seagal?
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Originates from Steven Seagal. When you seagal someone you bust them up or kill them in the vain of Steven Seagal.
I'm going to seriously seagal that guy.
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A person who is extremely lucky and don't even understand he's luck and don't deserve it
"omg i killed 6 men with usp by headshots, lol how fun!"
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All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.
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