Seagoat Edit Meaning

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1) A goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.

2) A hideously unattractive woman who's residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop tits, and a pussy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it

After seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, Ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.

See seadonkey, swamp donkey, trailer trash