What is Seagulling?
1.
When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"
I sure do love seagulling. Matt seagulled me and now my cheek feels so fertile.
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2.
A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.
"Yo dude, you gotta keep seagulling that screw!
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3.
Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.
One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.
Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.
4.
when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.
Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
5.
seagulled
to drive by on the beach and 'chuck' sperm from your hand into the face of an innocent passer by, the passer by has been seagulled
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To
She looked up at the wrong moment and she got a
hot monocle as well as a good seagulling
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The ugly brother of its sibling
come on rude boy lets seagul this
crazy mofo
(seagulling)
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