What is Seagulls?
1.
Excessive annoying nagging from your girlfriend; The behavior exibited when a woman, in most cases your girlfriend, gets upset with you and screeches at you non-stop for the duraton of her fit, or more than 5 minutes; the tone of voice a woman has when she is nagging at a man.
Man, I'll call you back Im getting seagulls on the other line.
Dude, I got seagulls up the ass last night for not calling my girlfriend back.
2.
People, especally children, who come into resturants and are loud, annoying, and leave shit all over the place. This more fits children the the single digit age because they're usually in swarms and have little to no grace while eatting food.
"I can't believe how much trash i have to clean up from this table, it's all the seagulls fault."
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3.
A group of really annoying girls who pretend to be drunk, are super ditzy and flirt with anything with a penis.
Oh god, the seagulls are here.
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