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When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.
Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I..
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Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.
(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in y..
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The act of having sex with a partner from behind and only pretending to put on the condom. After cumming but before pulling out, stretc..
