What is Seahorse?
1.
When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
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2.
when there are a couple of sluts and then you look a little later and they multiplied like the asexual reproduction of a seahorse
Jim said he went bowling and saw these two girls, then looked 10 minutes later and ther were 15 girls, they reproduced like a seahorse!!
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3.
GO into a fairly nice sized pool. Assume the
Johnny gave that chick a seahorse
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4.
A guy who is totally smitten with a girl. If a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (Much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)
"Yeah, we've been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse"
"Do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?"
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5.
When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.
She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.
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6.
A lesser entity than a bitch or
Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.
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7.
A quarter-note rest in music, because of its shape.
This music is boring! There's nothing but seahorses for twenty bars!
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