What is Seal The Envelope?
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When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
Random Words:
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1. useless clutter that fills brain space, such as infomercial jingles, ex-significant-others' egg preferences, etc.
2. the jumble..
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making a phone call out of boredom or indecision; To dawdle or vacillate on the phone.
When my girlfriend is bored she will call me up ..
