Seal The Envelope

What is Seal The Envelope?


1.

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.


76

Random Words:

1. a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tan..
1. A scientist, usually employed or enslaved in acadamia, who is unable to function without the assistance of others. I can't believe..
1. Someone who has dyed their hair bright white and tanned their skin dark orange; the reverse of a ginger person. Reverse gingers are oft..