What is Seal The Envelope?
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When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
Random Words:
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literally: to defecate
After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.
See Dirty S..
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you sneak up behind a chick and jiggle her tits kinda roughly ... if you do it to a guy its still pretty vioilating
dude that guy just ..
