What is Seal The Envelope?
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When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
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This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.
I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crim..
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A blasting, large stinky fart that usually sends people running,afraid of "after-shocks"
Man, I had to open the windows, cuz ..
