What is Seal The Envelope?
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When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
Random Words:
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Brushing your teeth while recieving oral sex.
Jordan's grandma gave me the best Arkansas Pork Roll last night.
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the favorite insult word of my history teacher
shut up you freaking idiot
i'm gonna smack your little shithead
See XD
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Noun ..
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lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!
or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers
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