What is Seal The Envelope?
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When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.
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Adj: 1. The ability to give one a boner, especially if that object is purple rimmed glasses.
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Someone who gets turned on by the sight of other peoples hankies and handkerchiefs and gets an erection as a result
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1. n. A woman of questionable nature (see slut) with four penetrable orifices.
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