What is Seaman?
1.
one who serves in the navy
Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port.
2.
The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.
When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman.
3.
Possibly the worst super hero name ever
The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb
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4.
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Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.
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5.
David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.
Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH
Andric: Oh yeah, SEAMAN!!
Eugene: NAH
6.
to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object
Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!
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7.
one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.
did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?
Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat
seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy
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