Seamonster

What is Seamonster?


1.

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.

2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.

2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

See rape, lumber

2.

A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.

Brother of Conifist

Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?


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