What is Seamonster?
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1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick
1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my
seamonster . Go figure.
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A person who plays Counter-Strike and is loved by not too many.
Brother of Conifist
Hey, Seamonster, how come you get so many HS?
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The notion of the Universal fatherhood of God (meaning we literally ARE his children) and the total salvation of all souls (meaning Hell..
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Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.
Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit need..
