What is Seamsturbate?
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verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.
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A bad dose of loose bowels. The trots.
Solange got a case of the drizzly shits this morning...