What is Seamsturbate?
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verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.
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An avowal of minimal excitement.
Yafuckinhoo, 537 on my SAT...let's go celebrate at Chucky Cheese...
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the hairs on the back of your ankle over your achiles that you sometimes miss shaving
"EW YOU HAVE A LEG MUSTACHE EWWWW"
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