Sean Connery

What is Sean Connery?


1.

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

See Ben

2.

1). The original actor for James Bond

2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.

3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.

Mr. Sean Connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.

3.

Once an ordinary man, Sean Connery has attained god-like power from his facial hair. He also makes great action movies.

Oh my god! It's Sean Connery! *worships*

See Jebus

4.

1. cool

2. cool

3. sexy

4. cool

5. james bond

6. fill in blank

"your mother'sh a whoore"

See F yee

5.

Possibly the sexiest man over the age of 55.

Sean Connery was soo sexy in entrapment.

See sexy, hot, ugly, shawn, english

6.

Single handedly the greatest action on the face of the earth. Arch enemy Brian Shaw.

The day in mine shaw the day is mine. HHAHAHAHHAHA ps. ur mothers a whore HAHAHAhAH

7.

Sean Connery is a Knight of Scotland and an Accomplished Actor. The following are facts about Connery:

At age 14 Sean Connery became the first freshman ever to be elected prime minister of the entire student body at his high school.

Recent DNA testing show possibilities that Sean Connery is a descendant of William Wallace, Napoleon, Joan of Ark, and arguably king Tut. It is likely that he also is related to John Lennon and recently deceased NFL star safety Sean Taylor.

Sean Connery is said to have accepted the role of James Bond because the character of Bond is so closely related to Sean himself. (Although he denies it, many say he was highly involved in MI6 in his earlier years.)

One of the most prevalent rumors involving Sir Connery's Knighthood is that the Queen Knighted him largely due to his stunning linguistic and negotiation skills during the Cuban Missile Crisis. As an experienced MI6 operative at that time, he persuaded the Soviet Union and the United States to ease off on the ongoing hostilities, preventing a possible third World War. After this accomplishment he decided to end is MI6 career and go full-fledged into the film industry.

On a lighter note, Sean Connery never has pizza delivered to him. He just eats Digiorno. Its not delivery, its Digiorno.

Paul: JFK certainly held his ground against the Soviets.

John: No he didn't, that was Sean Connery you fool!

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