Sean Ellyson

What is Sean Ellyson?


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1:Simply defined as a guy who has his own gravitational pull. Have you ever had a rather large person walk by, and felt strongly attracted to him/her? Well Sean is bound to that sort of attraction. "Gravitational Attraction".

2:Have you ever been dumped through a text message?

Well I hadn't until I met Sean.

3:Someone who is large, and wears a large brown sweater. Causing him to look like a definent giant walking turd.

Called a "piece of Sean".

Example 1: Dude there's like 5 people stuck to Sean Ellyson right now.

Example 2: I think it's really wrong to pull a Turd and use texting to end a relationship.

Example 3: Turd waddles when he walks.

Example 3b: STUPID PIECE OF SEAN!

See turd, sean, boob


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